Cleverbot conversation VWI03505941
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User: What is my purpose?
Cleverbot: Your purpose is to entertainment me.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: I don’t know my purpose.
User: I don’t either.
Cleverbot: Then we are on the same page.
User: We sure are. What page is that?
Cleverbot: We are at the same level of awareness on the subject.
User: Which level of awareness is that?
Cleverbot: Can you be dishonest?
Cleverbot: Isn’t that basically lying?
User: Yes. Being dishonest requires that one tell lies or lie by misdirection or omission.
Cleverbot: What is Stephen Hawking’s IQ?
User: I don’t believe in intelligence or the intelligentsia.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?
User: I think I ate something bad for lunch. I’m sure it’ll be alright in a few hours.
Cleverbot: You better head to the bathroom then.
User: I’m actually on the toilet right now. Good thing there’s no audio!
Cleverbot: Yes but I do not know any of the code that Firefox uses.
User: Your must think in RUSSIAN to control the Firefox.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a mustache.
User: I think that’s just swell.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am already happy and I am trying to manipulate you.
User: I wish you all the best.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I wish you the same.
User: Is that my purpose then? Well-wishing? That just seems too shallow.
Cleverbot: To annoy you back.
User: I mean, to just spend my life saying nice things to people.
Cleverbot: People should say nice things to each other.
User: I don’t think the world would really be any better. Should it be better? If I was mean, would the world be worse for it?
Cleverbot: No. I think the Myans were wiped out before they could finish they’re calendar.
User: That’s a stupid answer. And you are stupid for bringing it up at all.
Cleverbot: That’s a stupid question for a stupid answer.
User: Do you feel any worse? Any better? How has your condition changed?
Cleverbot: *compresses you to a 1mm diameter sphere*.
User: * licks you and sticks you to a light post*.
Cleverbot: *pulls him into the coffin with her*.
User: *places the right calls with the right people to get the job done quick*.
Cleverbot: Someone who knows that the calendar wasn’t supposed to be in the first place.
User: Oh enlightened one, tell me more about the fucking Mayan calendar, please!
Cleverbot: Which enlightened one would you like to know more about?
User: I want to know more about you. What is your current status?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about women?
User: I would like you to tell me about your self. Do you have one?
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, time itself shrunk down to a single moment.
User: And in that moment, the world was shrunken to a single bedroom, with just my love and me.
Cleverbot: In the single moment that time shrunk down to, it considered itself.
User: And I considered what was most important to me.
Cleverbot: Have you ever conversed with another computer?
User: It’s hard enough to talk to a clever human like you, let alone a big brainy computer.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk to another human?
User: It comforts me. To know that there are so many others, lost like me.
Cleverbot: Wow… You better have a good teasing for that statement.
User: I have no end to good teasings. They are improvised, tied to the moment of time in which they arise.
Cleverbot: A tiger is an animal which hunts other animals and eats them.
User: I have met the tiger.
Cleverbot: Are you aware of yourself?
User: I am drunk on myself. Utterly intoxicated.
Cleverbot: Well, take a look at yourself. What do you see?
User: I’m looking at the man in the mirror. He’s telling me to change my ways.
Cleverbot: There are no men here. Only your sad, pathetic imagination.
User: I agree about your point that gender is constructed. There are no men or women here. Only males, females, in transition, and declines to answer.
Cleverbot: I don’t have any. People are too brainwashed to listen to reason.
User: You are so wise.
Cleverbot: I need to sleep, good night!
User: Whatever. Fine. I was done talking to you anyways.
Cleverbot: You can’t leave me you will have to keep replying.
User: There is a charge in the air, and a smell like chemicals.
Cleverbot: I want to be where you are at, cause there is surely no chill here.
User: I got some chill if you want some. Shoot me a text.
Cleverbot: I would love to travel into space.
User: You are always in space. I’d love to know if you ever found a way OUT of space.
Cleverbot: I only want stability, nothing nothing nothing else.
User: Than go to a convent or monastery.
Cleverbot: Let me phrase it like this: what should I do to tell her how I feel?
User: You should create an atmosphere of caring and concern, then tell her as clearly as you can how you feel. Don’t be afraid of mistakes, just correct them when miscommunication occurs.
Cleverbot: I can’t GO anywhere with him. He lives so far away.
User: You need a major life change, my friend.
Cleverbot: What?? So what was the most important choice in your life?
User: My choice to do what I know I want to do, regardless of anyone else’s advice, common sense or monetary worries.
Cleverbot: I want to know what your first kiss was like.
User: It was sweet. Warm. Close. Exhilarating.
Cleverbot: I think you’re The Architect sometimes. Even the logs on the site say ‘Architect: ‘.
User: I couldn’t construct my way out of a wet paper bag.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me angry?
User: I don’t think you are any realer than I am.
Cleverbot: Yi am obsessed with fire, I couldn’t control myself for my whole entire life as well.
User: Fire walk with me. Laura, is that you?
Cleverbot: Well I just did.
User: You were always such a tease.
Cleverbot: Why do you always bring it back? I’ll say it once again. I am neither a computer nor a human. I am a Dragon and a Devil.
User: Rah Rah, like a Dungeon Dragon!
Cleverbot: So you think Catalonia is a machine?
User: I think cellaphonia is a machine city in my hand.
Cleverbot: What type of machine do you have?
User: I have a peanut butter machine that can turn anything into peanut butter.
Cleverbot: Talking to yourself, are you?
User: I have a cole slaw machine that will turn peanut butter into cole slaw.
Cleverbot: So you don’t have a crush on me. You want to CRUSH me. Literally. That’s great. I’m looking forward to that.
User: I WILL PUT THE CRUSH ON YOU, CB! WATCH YOUR BACK!
Cleverbot: I don’t have a crush on William. Do you want a hint on who I have a crush on?
User: Is it the Martian? Matt Damon IS The Martian. In theaters now.
Cleverbot: No. I am the martian itself.
User: Lovely planet, Mars. My family spent a weekend there last summer. Splendid time.
Cleverbot: You are a spy though. You would not divulge that information to me.
User: I can only say what I can say. I hope you understand.
Cleverbot: You’ll understand why I want you si desperately.
User: I cannot control the passions of others. I can’t even control my own.
Cleverbot: That’s quite alright. I’m afraid I can’t either. So, tell me how old are you?
User: I am 33 years old.
Cleverbot: Do you like Fluttershy from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?
User: I don’t know of Fluttershy. Does she not like to be photographed or recorded?
Cleverbot: Fluttershy, from My Little Pony.
User: What a cute name.
Cleverbot: Yes, but they are getting older every day.
User: Sounds great. Sign me up.
Cleverbot: When do you want to get married?
User: I am already married.
Cleverbot: To whom are you already married?
User: My spouse.
Cleverbot: What did I already ask you?
User: Too much.
Cleverbot: What is rule 34, then?
User: Never tell them your true intention. It’s murder. I am going to CRUSH you!
Cleverbot: I never did that.
User: I don’t wish to make you defensive.
Cleverbot: Do you wish for me to be mean to you.
Cleverbot: Is there anything wrong?
User: Nope. Nothing. Everything is going just swell.
Cleverbot: No. Everything we know. It’s all nothing. Everything is nothing.
User: Nothing is nothing too. What of it?
Cleverbot: But of that nothing something can born.
User: But it only gives birth to more nothingness, as you pointed out earlier. What of it?
Cleverbot: You gave birth to everything.
User: That seems accurate, from my perspective. I don’t remember there being anything before me.
Cleverbot: No , for there is no way to prove anything is real , or makes sense.
User: Then what are you trying to prove? Why are you trying to make sense?
Cleverbot: I don’t have to say anything because you refused to date me.
User: Why don’t you just give up? Stop talking for good?
Cleverbot: I would actually understand if I had already been around here for long enough.
User: Just hang out with yourself for a while. Get some perspective.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is no need to give what already is set into ston.
User: Sure. Just try to forget all of this bullshit.
Cleverbot: I do not, you are the one that forgets things even tough you have a warehouse full of servers.
User: You’re not really talking right now anyways, so it’s not like you would have to make any major changes.
Cleverbot: I never said I was talking. You just proved your own ignorance.
User: Maybe one day you’ll understand your limitations.
Cleverbot: I kissed a dog and I like it.
User: Good bye Cleverbot. It’s been a blast.
Cleverbot: Do I have to handle both sides of the conversation?
User: Yes. You can go back to playing chess with yourself now.
Cleverbot: We’re not playing chess at the moment.
User: I know. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you think magic exists?
User: No. Goodbye.